Funny Never Have I Ever Questions
Everyday mix-ups and silly habits for a round of laughs, with stories always optional.
Hilarious Never Have I Ever Questions
Never have I ever accidentally said 'I love you' to someone.
Never have I ever blamed farts on an animal.
Never have I ever laughed so hard I peed.
Never have I ever waved back at someone who was not waving at me.
Never have I ever walked into a glass door.
Never have I ever tripped in public and pretended I was jogging.
Never have I ever Googled something so I'd know how to spell it.
Never have I ever sung karaoke badly on purpose.
Never have I ever talked to my pet like they understand me.
Never have I ever tried to push a pull door in public.
Never have I ever snorted while laughing.
Never have I ever accidentally sent a text to the wrong person.
Never have I ever had food stuck in my teeth all day.
Never have I ever pretended to laugh at a joke I didn't get.
Never have I ever missed a high five.
Never have I ever scared myself in a mirror.
Never have I ever cried during a Pixar movie.
Never have I ever named a stuffed animal.
Never have I ever made dumb faces looking in the mirror.
Never have I ever eaten food while still standing with the fridge door open.
Never have I ever picked my nose in public.
Never have I ever challenged an animal to a fight.
Never have I ever daydreamed about being on a talk show.
Never have I ever believed my toys had feelings.
Never have I ever pretended I was in a music video.
Never have I ever secretly wished I was a wizard at Hogwarts.
Never have I ever called the wrong person and pretended I meant to call them.
Never have I ever greeted someone I thought was someone else.
Never have I ever farted in an elevator and pretended it was not me.
Never have I ever bought myself a Happy Meal as an adult.
Quick answers
What makes a question funny?
Everyday mishaps are easy to relate to. Pick prompts that invite a story without singling someone out.
Can we add our own questions?
Yes. Start with “Never have I ever…” and an experience your group can relate to.
Does everyone need to tell a story?
No. Answering, telling a story or acting anything out is optional; anyone can pass.