Funny Never Have I Ever Questions

Never have I ever accidentally said 'I love you' to someone.

Never have I ever blamed farts on an animal.

Never have I ever laughed so hard I peed.

Never have I ever waved back at someone who was not waving at me.

Never have I ever walked into a glass door.

Never have I ever tripped in public and pretended I was jogging.

Never have I ever Googled something so I'd know how to spell it.

Never have I ever sung karaoke badly on purpose.

Never have I ever talked to my pet like they understand me.

Never have I ever tried to push a pull door in public.

Never have I ever snorted while laughing.

Never have I ever accidentally sent a text to the wrong person.

Never have I ever had food stuck in my teeth all day.

Never have I ever pretended to laugh at a joke I didn't get.

Never have I ever missed a high five.

Never have I ever scared myself in a mirror.

Never have I ever cried during a Pixar movie.

Never have I ever named a stuffed animal.

Never have I ever made dumb faces looking in the mirror.

Never have I ever eaten food while still standing with the fridge door open.

Never have I ever picked my nose in public.

Never have I ever challenged an animal to a fight.

Never have I ever daydreamed about being on a talk show.

Never have I ever believed my toys had feelings.

Never have I ever pretended I was in a music video.

Never have I ever secretly wished I was a wizard at Hogwarts.

Never have I ever called the wrong person and pretended I meant to call them.

Never have I ever greeted someone I thought was someone else.

Never have I ever farted in an elevator and pretended it was not me.

Never have I ever bought myself a Happy Meal as an adult.